growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
Miley speaks for us all.
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
- Me: "If I ever work in a fast food place I'm not gonna eat there."
- Me: Gets Job in fast food.
- Me: -Eats Every fucking thing at work-
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(anything) feat. Pitbull